A small bronze coin appears only to be the size of a dime,
but contained here in holds magical powers.
It is said
(by those who speak of such things)
the bearer of such a coin
has half a clue
as to what is going on in the world around them.
To verify this
One only needs to turn over the coin to discover
the face of the Dude
the incantation of the Clueless
inscribed on the piece is:
“Good for half a KLU”.
The Clue Coin
Originally suggested by the Klu Fairy,
this coin holds the potent Powers of Clueness,
something highly coveted by those in the know,
or the “Clued”.
Many of us that have reached an age
where the younger folks look to us
as if we are completely out of touch with reality,
unable to check email,
perhaps understand the “lingo” the Kids are speaking these days.
Personally
when I tell a person
“Thou art Groovy”,
I get the look as if they are telling me
“You haven’t a clue…”
Yes, I have been blessed
(a number of times)
by the Klu by Four of the sacred Klu Fairy,
(and I still have bruises)
but to keep her long lasting wisdom,
this small talisman carried with the rest of my coins
has given me the “pass”
I need so dearly with these younger whipper-snappers.
I would recommend the Dude Coin to any parent who has teenagers
or works with folks who are “missing something”
but don’t know what it is
to carry such a coin to protect One
from the accusation of cluelessness.
Note the coin itself:
see the face,
the slack jaw,
the look of be-befuddlement in the eyes?
(some have suggested it a self portrait;
but just to be clear I do have a mustache…)
the Dude is indeed:
Clueless.
Well,
never fear,
the keeping of this coin
(see back)
is worth half a clue;
you never need feel out of touch
nor not in the know.
Demonstrate to your friends that you have half a clue:
whip it out and show ‘em!
It also comes in a three pack
(even five-pack):
in this manor you can consult the I-Ch’ing with the clue coins,
thus beginning with a clue and a half even before you start.
You can offer the “extras” to your friends
share the wealth of wisdom.
Yea, verily,
the Klue Coin has so many uses and applications
One can never assess them all
– with out a coin that is…
May the Klu Fairy be merciful
and leave relatively painless knots of wisdom on your brain pan!
May the Dude Himself smile down upon you
and give you peace.
To get your coins for the Clueless
please visit my Clue Coin Page
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