There has to be one.
I see her manifest everywhere:
hands on hips, looking at me as if I had three heads.
I believe in the Goddess of attitude,
a kind of archetype that says
A Goddess that already knows what I am about to say,
simply tolerates me long enough
to get my ideas out long enough
for them to be shot down.
Attitude on a god-like scale.
To pay tribute to this ever present power of our lives,
may I present to you:
the Goddess of Attitude Amulet.
By wearing this Amulet
you may show your position without voicing it,
you can say much with just a look.
By wearing this amulet,
you may ward yourself by meeting
attitude with attitude!
Fire with fire!
A Haughty Look with an intense stare!
Even when you are not looking at your opponent,
The glare of the amulet repels the self important,
The Self Righteous,
The Self Inflicted!
Goddess knows we need all the help we can get.